File under WTF O_o ROFL

This is a story I'm writing under my Vynjy blog. Yes, I did warn of it being a "1st Draft extremous alert!" However, I don't think that the following was what I had in mind. ROFL

I'll have you feel the letters with your eyes closed. You see, when I was in Japanese, I acquired with much hard work and negotiating, 4,000 Kanji, and all the Hiragana and Katakana letters in 3-d object form.